No more mid-day naps or walks. You'll be working on someone else's schedule. What a dream…
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TRANSCRIPT:
Lisa: Hello?
Paul: Hi there.
Lisa: Who's this?
Paul: It's Paul from HR. Just letting you know we're not going to be working from home anymore.
Lisa: Oh um, you have the wrong number!
Lisa: Hello?
Paul: Hi Lisa, Paul from HR again. Cool hangup. Just wanted to reiterate that working from home is no longer an option.
Lisa: Why are you doing this to me?!
Paul: Can't wait to see you bright and early on Monday.
Paul: I'd leave now to avoid that painful commute.
Paul: Sounds like you dropped your wine.
Paul: Probably a good thing. You'll want to wake up fresh.
Lisa: You can't make me go back to the office! I'm not ready!
Paul: Go to the fridge.
Lisa: What is it?
Paul: Open it! I premade lunches for the week. Can't wait for you to try the tuna salad I made for Friday. The bread is gonna get so soggy!
Lisa: Is this some sick joke?
Paul: What's sick is the smell you're gonna leave when you reheat the poached fish I made in the microwave.
Lisa: Everyone's gonna hate me! No....no.... Ahhhhhhhh!
Paul: Forgot to mention, business attire is mandatory. So dust off those mid-rise Reitman trousers!
Lisa: Sweatpants forever!
Paul: It's gonna be great! No more mid-day naps or walks. You'll be working on someone else's schedule. What a dream. Can't wait to talk to you about only the weather. See you tomorrow!
Gary: Who was that, honey?
Lisa: It was work. I have to go back to the office...
Gary: Oh my god, that sounds horrible. Wanna watch a movie or something?
Lisa: I can't, I have to go to bed early.
Gary: Goodnight...
Gary: Hello!
Pam: Hey Gary, it's Pam from HR. Just letting you know we're not going to be working from home anymore.
Gary: Noooooooooo!