Black or White (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Remy summons a creature and his inner MJ. Announcing a Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/mtgremy LYRICS: Opponent’s commander is getting to me I have to get it off the table today Now I believe in Miracles And a miracle just happened tonight If it’s targeting my creature Doesn’t matter if it’s black or white Opponent’s killing me with his Blood Baron I got to kill it I ain’t having no fun He attacks and I sigh audibly Cuz his creature is now bigger and flies Well if it’s targeting my creature Doesn’t matter if it’s black or white I ain’t scared of your Murder I ain’t scared of your shove (Fatal Push) I ain’t scared of that Terror No, can’t be touched by that stuff I ain’t scared of your Smother I ain’t scared of O-Rings I ain’t scared of these colors No they can’t be touching me Protection The game’s fascination Causing beef in Magic relations Making creatures difficult to assail Not sure how? Let me tell you a tale You see it means you can’t block it Can’t Shock it, target No enchanting so you can’t Rock it It’s why they play this Mother Protection means you can’t be these things by a color Man you must be kidding me Did you really cast an Eye for and Eye? Well if it’s targeting my creature Doesn’t matter if it’s black or white That’s black, that’s white It can’t be targeted That’s black, that’s white, that’s white Mastering and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Subscribe to MTGRemy! /mtgremy Filmed on iPhone. Follow me at an appropriate social distance! Twitter: https://twitter.com/mtgremy Instagram: https://instagram.com/mtgremy Want to dress like Remy? WHY??? https://teespring.com/stores/mtgremy

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